Archive for Dezember, 2008

Clark and download

Clark was an equivalent of Einstein for its times. Despite being considered mad he always supported the theory that a human being could download music and software by Usenext. People never even heard of it and they irrationally accused him of whichcraft.
Read more »

Clark and jewellery

Clark had few birds in his garden, a couple of magpies that were trained especially to steal red shining jewellery pieces. He was training them every day by putting on a white robe few drops of Priscilla’s blood. The magpies in spite of the hard training they received always got back with something wrong.

Read more »

Clark and perfume

In Australia nobody knows that the origin of kangaroo’s fragrance rely on the secret recipe of Manning Clark’s wife. His wife was a simple woman who spent the majority of her days in the Australian outback, picking flowers and singing to herself. Everyone considered her mad, as she was seen often killing Kangaroo and burning their skin. The perfume that came from this process was the most sublime perfume ever made.

Read more »

Clark and Clocks

Clark woke up to the sound of ticking clocks every day for most of his youth. He ate shaped clock biscuits, he had a pet mouse he named clock. Clark’s mother was similarly obsessed with ticking objects, such as metronomes and alarm clocks and oven timers.

Read more »

Clark and games

Clark wished he had visited you instead of wasting all my time and money in games. But at least he learnt to speak passable very basic game language now. It’s ruined his relation with the Chinese though. Hi father was applying to do a master on his behalf but Clark need to take game statistics a level and learn programming and get a job first.

Read more »

Manning Clark and music

Clark was a fond music follower he studied when he was young the clarinet. In his later years he helped rising funds for various foundations in order to help young music talents pursue their carer. He was often seen at the opera with his wife during the early year of his marriage.

Read more »